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The latest autopsy came out on Micheal Jackson. The examiner determined the cause of death was food poisoning. 13 year old nuts was found in his mouth. --------- New Post Merged on 10/8/2009 at 04:26:10 -------- aaaaaaand "How do you make an asian man blind? Put a steering wheel in front of...

A vicious convict escaped from the state prison he was incarcerated in for 25 years. He broke into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he found a young couple in bed. He ordered the guy out of the bed and tied him to a chair. When he tied the mans wife to the bed, the convict got on...

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live" Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in...

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were a little...

Today's Ebonic word from the Louisiana Public School System: OMELETTE Let's use it in a sentence... "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."